Canadian, eh?

Put a wig on this man, and it's me:

The application has been filled out, the documents have been collected, and the fees have been paid. It's aboot time, eh?

I'm really excited about the prospect of having dual citizenship. There are many benefits to holding multiple passports, but if I'm honest about it, I just like that it makes me seem like Jason Bourne. It's like being a CIA operative without the danger.

I obviously watch too much TV.